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A radio presenter calls a Mr. Omollo and informs him that she knows he has been sleeping with his househelp, who has been sleeping with his son and shamba boy.

The presenter informs Mr. Omollo that the househelp is HIV positive, and you can imagine how the conversation goes. This is definitely scripted, but quite entertaining.

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In a clearly prepared celebration, Injera reaches into his sock to pull out a pen and sign a ballEveryone loves a special celebration when a player reaches a particularly important landmark. But Kenyan sevens international Collins Injera (pictured) may have taken his commemoration of a try a little too far, destroying an expensive camera in the process.

Injera scored his 200th try for his country in a win over Japan at the London sevens at Twickenham, and decided to celebrate by signing a rugby ball. It was obviously a pre-planned celebration, as he pulled a marker pen from his sock, picked up a ball and wrote his name on it.

The star signs a ball at Twickenham, to commemorate the milestone score, but then got carried away

However, at that point Injera seemed to get carried away, also signing the lens of a television camera. Unfortunately, Injera didn’t seem to realise that permanent marker is not suitable for a camera lens, and he had just ruined a piece of equipment worth around £60,000 (Sh8.8 million).

According to World Rugby, ‘the cameraman was far from impressed… the lens that Injera signed (with permanent ink!) costs around £60,000’.

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The try took Injera, who is third in the all-time list of scorers in the sport, to within 30 of leader Santiago Gomez Cora of Argentina. He said afterwards that he was hoping to catch Cora and become the all-time greatest – although if he does, cameramen everywhere will be worried.

-Agencies

While the player runs away to continue the game, the camera is left with a signature obscuring the view

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He may not be very eloquent, but he knows what politicians need to say and my friend you don’t want Babu Owino as your rival.

One Dennis Njeru, SONU Chairman candidate was taken through a round of embarrassment on national TV when Babu Owino tabled his academic transcript.

Larry Madowo hosted the two last week to discuss some election violence that was happening in their campus. No one anticipated that Babu would take us through some grammar lesson, including the meaning of ‘Goon’.

He described his rival Dennis as a ‘goon’, because apparently he’s an ‘academic dwarf’. Babu did the unprecedented and read out his rival’s academic transcript.

Spoiler alert: More than enough failed units and still in second year.

As crude as that might be, it just shows the lad is fast learning from Kenyan politicians.

Here’s the video.

VERA SIDIKA before the money and fame;

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How She looks like currently,

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Huddah Munroe in her Dung and Beetle days;

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How she looks like now;

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From Kevin Hart to Snoop Dogg, no one spared the 20-year-old in a recent appearance on Comedy Central and it was too funny. Everyone mocked him much to his acceptance of what the world thinks of him, making him apologize for the drama he’s conjured over the recent years.

Bieber has been accused of throwing eggs at his neighbors, drag racing while drunk and much more. Here are some of the jokes that made him almost cry;

“Selena Gomez wanted to be here, but she’s dating men now.Justin, you have such a huge career behind you.”

“Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you?”
-Comedian Jeff Ross

““Tonight we’re going to give what his parents and the legal system should have done years ago. We’re going to give this boy an a**-whoopin.’”

“Ebola patients hear about ‘Bieber fever’ and say, ‘I’m gonna go ahead and ride this one out.’”
-Kevin Hart

““Justin Bieber wants to be black so bad, he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters.”
Ludacris

“”Selena Gomez had to f**k you. She is literally the least lucky Selena in show business.”
-Natasha Leggero

“This kid has spunk, moxie, and a few other STDs.”
-Ron Burgandy (Will Ferrel)

“Justin, as a father of six you have to straighten up, so. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people.”
-Shaq

“I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy.”
-Hannibal Buress

“You literally are a guy who has it all, except respect, love, good parents, and a Grammy.”
-Chris D’Elia

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